Gravity Falls Funny Quotes and Pics Gravity Falls Funny Pics
Of the top of my head here are mine:
- "-whispers- Take me with you." – Mabel Pines to the royal employee ("Tourist Trapped")
- "It's funny because marriage is terrible!" – Stan Pines to Reginald and Rosanna ("The Legend of the Gobblewonker")
- "I made lots of robuts in my day! Like when my wife left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron, or when my pal Ernie didn't come to my retirement party and I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA! -laughs- Well, time to get back to work on my death ray! Any of you kids got a screwdriver?" – Old Man McGucket ("The Legend of the Gobblewonker")
- "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!" – Stan ("Headhunters")
- "You can run, but I'll still be in your NIGHTMARES!" – Old Man McGucket ("Bottomless Pit!")
- "By Jefferson! We seem to be trapped in some sort of crate-shaped box." "It's a crate, Mr. President." – Quentin Trembley and Mabel Pines ("Irrational Treasure")
- "Wood! My age-old enemy." – Quentin Trembley ("Irrational Treasure")
- "Hmm. How 'bout... that hole?" "We will leap through it!" – Mabel Pines and Quentin Trembley ("Irrational Treasure")
- "Is that my third wife? Sandy?" – Quentin Trembley ("Irrational Treasure")
- "Well, we didn't fit through the hole. Let's rebuild the box and try again!" "We gotta get out of here!" "Also good!" – Quentin Trembley and Dipper Pines ("Irrational Treasure)
- "I ate a salamander and jumped out the window." – Quentin Trembley ("Irrational Treasure")
- "As president of these several United States, I hereby order you to pretend none of this ever happened. And- and go on a delightful vacation. Ow! N'yeees!" – ("Irrational Treasure")
- "And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington was a JERK." – ("Irrational Treasure")
- "But who would you have replace me?" "Mama." "That old crone?!" "Ba ba ba..." "Chief Justice Num-Num, y-you're spitting up on yourself! Now, ohh! Oh, come on! This is a courtroom! I... this... this is a dark day for America." – Quentin Trembley and Chief Justice Num-Num ("Irrational Treasure")
- "...I'll get a new one." – Pacifica Northwest when Sergei falls out of the golf cart as they're fleeing the Lilliputians ("The Golf War")
- "I'll distract her while Dipper and Mabel keep you safe! It's the only way!" "Soos these are children." "The only WAAAAY!!!" – Soos Ramirez and Melody ("Soos and the Real Girl")
- "Soos' life is my soap opera." – Abuelita ("Soos and the Real Girl")
- "Hello tiny men stealing my pie." – Lazy Susan Wentworth ("Society of the Blind Eye")
- "I was THIS close to eating you Steve." – Jeff ("Society of the Blind Eye")
- "My name's Mabel. Care to learn more? I bet you do. You like to learn." – Mabel Pines to Gabe Bensen ("Sock Opera")
- Guten-TAKE-ME-NOW!" – Mabel Pines ("Northwest Mansion Noir")
- We can't thank you enough... that's enough." – Mrs. Northwest to Dipper Pines ("Northwest Mansion Noir")
- "We have a reputation to uphold! Now get in the panic room. There's enough oxygen and mini-sandwiches to last me, you, and a butler a week. -whispers- We'll eat the butler." – Preston Northwest ("Northwest Mansion Noir")
- "I don't understand! What did I do that warrants this much arresting?!" – Stan Pines ("Not What He Seems")
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Oh that part was amazing. XD
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No funny Mabel quotes?
"I guess I'm just... Irresistable!" ~Tourist Trapped
"ONWARDS, AIOSHIMA!" ~The Inconvienencing
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"Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass."
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Oh, I know lots of things. LOTS OF THINGS.
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My favorite quote is when Dipper runs into McGucket in Bottomless Pit.
Dipper: Hey, I remember you! Your robot almost killed me!
McGucket: (Grabs Dipper's arm) Come here! Follow me into this dark, dangerous alley.
(They walk into the alley)
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and of course, the old classic
"Reality is an Illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! BYEEEEEE-!"
- Bill Cipher, aka The fandom's favorite Demonic Nacho Cyclops
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Source: https://gravityfalls.fandom.com/f/p/2426856003338712656
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